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BLURB:
I’m fake dating my ex’s brother…all on national television.
Gabby
I just needed a fake boyfriend to be on the reality show Desperate Househusbands with me to prove once and for all I was over my evil ex and living my best life.
Too bad the only guy willing to do the job turned out to be my ex’s half-brother.
Dimples are my kryptonite and he’s got two of them.
Rhett
I was intrigued by her before I knew who she was.
And I admit, I signed up for the fake boyfriend position because I was curious how someone so successful could have dated my asshole brother.
Maybe it’s the way her edges soften at night when she cuddles up to me.
Or maybe it’s watching her rebuild her confidence brick by brick.
Maybe it’s just the goats stirring up repressed sexual desire.
Either way, I have feelings. Real ones.
Which is a bummer when my brother, the wrecking ball, comes back through the door, ruining everything we fought so hard for.
Where’s a goat to rekindle the flames when you need one?
💘 Early Reviews:
✮✮✮✮✮“What a wonderfully hilarious read! I could not stop smiling and giggling to myself while reading; SO GOOD! Rom-Com at it’s finest!” – Megan, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮”Oh my gosh, I haven’t laughed this hard while reading a book in quite some time!” – Jenifer, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮“I laughed so hard throughout the entire story. Marika really has that magical balance of making a book funny, yet still romantic and sexy. Add in some reality TV craziness and adorable goats, and how can you go wrong? Spoiler alert: You can’t. I loved everything about this book.” – Laura Lee, USA Today bestselling author
✮✮✮✮✮”OMG, I thought the first book was funny, I don’t know how she did it but this had me giggling a lot and I mean a lot. To the point my kids were giving me funny looks, stuff them I say!” – Deanna, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮“This is a rom-com must read!” – Jennifer, Goodreads Reviewer
✮✮✮✮✮”If you’re looking for a sexy rom com with a strong heroine, a swoon worthy book boyfriend, and a cast of supporting characters who are both whacky and real, this is the book for you.” – Brenda St. John Brown, Author
✮✮✮✮✮“I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD!!! Like tears rolling down my face hard!” – Molly O’Hare, Author
✮✮✮✮✮”Can Desperately Seeking Househusband be a real reality TV show?? Because I would totally binge this epic craziness the same way I did this book.” – Alley Ciz, Author
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💘 Excerpt:
I cleared my throat and tried to get back on track. “I, um, need a man to fill a position. You’ll need to sign a confidentiality agreement and be able to give me three months of your time. I’ll pay well, with bonuses for going above and beyond.”
He nodded thoughtfully, then scratched behind his ear. I noticed for the first time his T-shirt said “WTF Where’s the Food?” Any guy who liked food that much had to be a decent citizen, right? Did ax murderers have a sense of humor? Wait, wasn’t Ted Bundy a super congenial guy along with being a serial killer? Crap, I hadn’t thought about it earlier, but maybe I should have put a background check as a prerequisite for landing the job. I didn’t want to publicly attach myself to a guy fresh out of prison or on the run from the law. Fake boyfriend or not.
“I’m sorry, I think I missed it. What’s the job exactly?”
I held his steady gaze, quite proud of myself for not drowning in his blue eyes—noticing yes, maybe swimming, but not drowning. Clearing my throat again, I figured ripping the Band-Aid off was the best approach. Get it out there all at once.
“I need you to pretend to be my long-term boyfriend and go on a reality show with me.”
He stared at me, not moving. My knee started bouncing under the table, my body unable to sit still while I waited for him to laugh me out of the coffee shop. I couldn’t believe I’d actually offered the job to someone. I’d honestly lost all hope a few hours ago and there I was offering the position to a random stranger who wasn’t even there to apply for the job.
“Look, you don’t—”
“I’ll do it.” The words rushed out of his mouth, startling us both, based on his wide eyes and lack of dimples.
My head listed to the side as I tried to figure this guy out. Would a sane person agree to this job? Maybe I should ask a coworker instead. At least I could vouch for their sanity. I mean, what did I really know about Rhett other than his dimples caused my girly parts to stand up and twerk?
Rhett leaned forward again, crowding my space. “When do they start filming?”